A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."
An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!